I KNOW it's November, but I love Halloween so let's relive it.  Just for a minute.  Boycott your family's Thanksgiving murder rituals with this creepy Voodoo Doll Costume!  Just tell mom and dad that you're the Ghost of Turkeys Past.  Seriously though, isn't Thanksgiving fucking creepy?  

"Let's butter up this bird corpse, put it in the oven, then slice it up in front of the kids!"

WTF.